Monday, July 19, 2010

You heard it here. Checkerpong.

Yeah, I invented a game called Checkerpong on July 16th, 2010 at Sunny Day Site #2. Anyone who tries to steal it is a butt. Rules to follow soon!

The best policy?

I think if I was 100% honest (maybe to the point of brutality, or reality in my opinion) I wouldn't have as many friends as I do. They wouldn't like what I have to say.

Letters from the Sky.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Randy Beaman

One time okay see one time Randy Beaman's mom had a dream that she ate a big marshmallow and it was really good and she and when she woke up her pillow was gone cuz she ate it.

K bye.

Going to Eau Claire

On my way to Eau Claire I saw a few things. I saw a truck with a spray painted sign in front of it that said "TEXAS TRUCK". Is that supposed to make sell faster or...? You'd think you'd NOT want to buy a truck from Texas because the engine and guts would be filled with dust.

Also on the the way there I saw a yellow sign that said FOOD on one side (it was yellow with black writing) and on the other side it also said FOOD but since we read left to right the F on one side was where the D was on the other. The sun was shining on it so to me, driving by, it just said (in all capitals) BOOB. Hahahaha, I almost had to pull over cuz I was laughing so hard.

Probably your mama.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Sunny Day Quotes

We took the kids to a petting zoo and I remembered a few quotes from some of the kids. Here goes:

Upon seeing a big pile of poop in a pen: "That's a poopoo from a doodoo..."

Upon seeing a baboon sitting in a cage: "Hey! Look at that monkey's butt!" "That's not its butt, that's its beak."

Lastly, upon seeing the bird area with Turkey Vultures perched in them: "Oh look, it's a chicken turkey!"

Every time we saw an animal, they weren't too enthused about em. However, they got really excited over a tree. They all hugged it and made us take a picture. Believe me when I say there was nothing special about this tree. Also, we get to the wolf pen and they're more amazed by the hill the wolf is standing on than the wolf itself. How often do you see hills in Wisconsin? EVERYWHERE. How often do you see a wolf 10 feet from you? NEVER.

Ohhhh boy, I don't even know what to say.

Night Watchman.

Where are we?

So when the first maps for the United States came out, I wonder how people felt when they saw their city made it on the map....or didn't. It's kind of like getting the news that you made it to the next round in American Idol....or didn't. Except, this news is not as stupid or as big of a waste of my time.

Ella Fitzgerald.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Radar Love

When I drive by car dealerships late at night on long drives, it makes me feel better because all the lights are on. I don't know why.