So we've all heard the cliche pickup lines like "Nice shoes" and stuff like that. Obviously none of it works anymore because it's been used ad nauseum and become cliche. I wonder what it would've been like to be the first guy to come up with that though. Think about it, he's chillin on a rock one day cleaning his beard and mane out from the latest kill with a bone or whatever. Our friend, we'll call him Oog, goes up to Ulga (that's our caveman...ita. Cavemanita, or chick caveman) and says "Nice...fur moccasin thingys" to her. Obviously, since no one has ever heard that compliment before, it worked like MAGIC. Oog must've had caveladies for the rest of his 17-ish year life-span. Lucky Oog.
What is this, a rewrite?
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