Thursday, April 14, 2011

Lost Her Marbles

My mom is nuts, I swear. She's always saying gibberish stuff and forgetting she asked me questions and so on. One such incident I decided to write down. This happened mid-January while I was still on winter break. The conversation went something like this:

Mom (looking in our fridge): I'm so sorry for-
Me: Wha?
Mom (still in fridge): Oh you're gonna acknowledge-
*Pause*
Me: Mom, you just said 2 incomplete sentences. What are you talking about?
Mom: Dates, prunes and applesauce! (Pulls some random container of goop out of the fridge)
*Me sitting there completely dumbfounded and confused*

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?! I have no idea what was going on in her head or what she was saying/meaning to say. My mom has lost it.

Stump-jumpin Jethro and the funky bunch.

13 comments:

  1. olol i love those kind of situations

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  2. She's not even that old! She's 53 hahaha

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  3. I think everyone thinks their parents are nuts.

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  4. My mother goes crazy on purpose.
    Following.

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  5. that's what happens when people get old lol

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  6. My mom does it all the time. She's even unaware of it.

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  7. Lol my mom does the same! It must have to do with aging.

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  8. as long as its just a one time thing.

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  9. I'll get one up ASAP. It was a super busy weekend and a large exam today :(

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