Got another good one about my family:
Aunt Shirley is having her second baby and Uncle Luke is driving her to the hospital. On the way, her water breaks and seeps through her pants, which she promptly removes, a towel, and some other absorber Uncle Luke threw at her to protect the car. Anyways, she makes it there safely and Luke goes home to tend to their first child while she's in labor. Later on (I'm not sure how much later, days I'd assume) Luke comes back to the hospital and picks Shirley up. On the drive home Shirley asks Luke what he did with all the stuff her water broke on. His reply? They were wet so he chucked em out the window while he was going down the highway. Good family.
La Femme D'argent.